NZGamer Podcast Episode #64

Srassy is totally my real name!

Jordan T is totally my name! And I totally nailed it as a finalist!

Hmmm...throw-up...winning the ACII blade or impressing Luce...eh, I think that's better than the blade! :D

That Elizabeth entry, phwoar, that was WICKED!

Sorry to send it as PDF, I'm all about securing my doc*ments ;)
Yes Sam, you were meant to shout! SHOUT DAMN YOU! Nah, twas all good :) And new word: "DWEEP!"

Ahhh, damn that Liam, congrats to him. I offer it because he said SWAGGER in his rhyme :'D
I honestly was thinking of sending in an audio file, my mind harkening back to that damn C4 contest for Street Fighter IV where that person won by sending in even though they said E-MAIL it...that will always haunt me...

Thanks for another great Podcast guys!!!!

Personally I think the first poem read out was easily the best. But congrats anyway to the winner.

Hey can't help being who I am lol

I still rekon my pokemon rap was way kewler.

Shout out!
me and daniel barker (school mate) got one

I won :D (seriously) i'm sooooooooo stoked

Wow. What a disappointing winner...

This.

I can't believe that the guy who won this competition also won a PS3 in the Uncharted 2 Treasure Hunt competition, man he must be lucky. Personally I loved Elizabeth's entry, suited the game brilliantly. Great podcast! Keep them coming! :)

Thanks for the plug guys. ;)

You put the effort into entering all the competitions, and you're bound to win at some stage.

I'm pretty sure the 'some guy called Callum' was my haiku! Since it didn't get read out, here it is:

Assassin's Creed 2
Makes my happy parts fuzzy
Orgasmic delight

The winner clearly put more work into his :P Congrats.

Well, I put in some hard work so here's mine.

To the NZGamer Crew
My hopes and dreams depend on you

Twas a Friday, long ago
I found myself alone.
My family had disappeared
To areas unknown.

I looked around the house some more.
A ransom note I see!
My family has been moved away
By evil ninjas, three.

I felt a sense of helplessness
I’d never felt before.
I swore that I would get revenge!
Cruel ninja clan next door!

I sat right down and planned
The greatest plan I’ve ever made
I’d need a pizza, costume,
And my very own wrist blade!

And so I wait
Until it’s late
Huzzah!
They’ve ordered pizza!

I’d quickly put the costume on
And knock upon the door.
Then when a ninja opens it
I’d knock him to the floor.

The ninja I would cutteth through
And steal his pizza money too!

I’d quickly take his own disguise
To fool the other ninja’s eyes.

The other two watch rugby live
Watching Carter score a try.
They turn to give me a high five!
KZAAM! Ouch!!
My blade goes through a ninja’s eye.

The final ninja reels in shock.
A knife he pulls out of his pock . . . et.
I give him an almighty punch
And he proceeds to lose his lunch.

I move to give the final blow
But trip and pull his pants down low.
This epic fight turned rather lame.
The final ninja dies of shame.

A problem with this plan I’ve made
I still don’t have my own wrist blade!
Please help me save my family
By sending this wrist blade to me!


Love Srassy

Note: That for the sake of the poem, family = 3 syllables or it messes up the rhythm.

Haha good work Srassy and Callum. I personally think there should have been more than one prize.

i wrote my poem on the monday on my laptop and my cord broke while writing it, and by the time i finished my laptop went flat... i repaired it with my PS1 power plug on the wednesday to try and get into the comp intime but found out the comp was closed.. will post poem later

lol i noe the guy in real life, and he's won a few games and other stuffs from nzgamer, the ps3 and the vans sneaker competition last yr which included a trip to LA, i think it was. ye hes too lucky =( not fair

liam sew hoy is a wanker!

he entered twice i demand disqualification 4 mutilple entries HAHA damn you NZ Gamer im one of those friends he is going to show it off to!! you have made my life hell!!!

Sam should totally be a permanent part of the podcast team