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Published: Thu 23 Oct, 2008 | 16 Comments
Tags: Misa Campo, pets, dragons, dogs, cats, Donky Kong

 

Hello everyone! How are you? I am fine. Did you read week 10's top blog about vehicles? I did. It was alright. I was going to do another video game related blog which I had written up, but Misa said it sucked and gave me the idea for this blog. What's it about? Well the title should give you a hint but you can just read and find out.

 

 

Pretty much everyone I know has or had at least one pet. I have had quite a few over the years. Dogs, cats, fish, birds etc. But there are a few animals I have always wanted that you won't find in your local pet shop.

 

You can train a dog to do a lot of tricks, but with out opposable thumbs a dog can only do so much. So one pet that I think would be quite useful is a helper monkey. One that is trained to do stuff for me. Like find the remote, bring me breakfast in bed, do the washing etc. No need to house train them either, they just wear a nappy. If I had one, I'd call it Bob. I would even try get him to learn how to play video games, heh that would be cool. A video game playing monkey. I wonder if he would like playing Donkey Kong...

 

 

 

My pets are meowing or woofing at me all the time but, I have no I idea what they are saying. Sometimes I wish I could understand what they were trying to say. So I think a talking bird would be pretty cool. I don't know if they understand what they are actually saying when they talk but they would be pretty fun to have around. I also could teach it swear words and train it to fly over to people I don't like and tell them what I think of them. Don't blame me! It was the bird. But I have heard that having a talking bird around all the time can get a bit too much. They live for quite a long time too, so it's like having a toddler in your house for 40 years. Hmmm, maybe not such a good idea.

 

 

I've always liked cats. They are pretty cool. They are my girlfriend Misa's favourite pet. I think it would be awesome to have a lion or tiger or some sort of big cat. Working at a place like the Lion Man does would be awesome. I got to pat a lion cub once. It was like touching a sheep. I was expecting more fluffiness like my cat at home. Oh I know what would be cool to have, a Liger. "It's pretty much my favourite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic". Kind of like a Tigon but different mixes of gender from each animal. (10 cool points for the first person to post what that Liger quote is from. Without looking it up).

 

_{Misa loves playing with her pussy}

 

You know what animal would make a good guard dog? Other than a dog of course, how bout a big as dragon. Komodo dragons are pretty mean looking. A 3 meter, 70 kilogram lizard that eats meat would do the job. Make those Jehovah's witnesses think twice about ringing your bell with one of those sitting on your door step. The cool thing about having a dragon as a pet is you can ride it too.

 

_{The guy looks like he's enjoying the ride a little too much. Kind of creepy.}

 

So what kind of animal would you guys have if you could have a strange pet? Comment below.

 

Aiiight laters.

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