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Stories From A Fabled Gamer.

Published: Fri 14 Nov, 2008 | 23 Comments
Tags: Office Space, Fable 2, Jobs, Wozza

 

One Of The Funniest Movies Evar1

 

So Fable 2, not a bad game then. I have to confess to getting into this one quite a bit, and it has inspired a few rather random conversations lately. Apart from teasing each other when the Xbox is turned on at my flat about, ‘Visiting the wife?’ I have also started throwing around comments such as, ‘I’ll do the dishes if you chop some wood for me in Fable.’ The concept of trading real chores against virtual chores strikes a certain chord with my humour bone.

 

Aren’t games supposed to be what you do when you are trying to dodge real work? Can working for virtual dollars is more mind numbing than working for real money, and/or maybe achieving something? Will there be a gaming WINZ? All is not right in the universe my friends.

 

At what point will we see the following in the paper?

 

This took me all day in photoshop.

 

Apart from that, I have challenged a few friends to see if they can get through a whole day only using Fable 2 expressions. Of course, extending said actions results in a heap of bonus points. I was breaking out a few at work today, thumbs up and down are about the least adventurous, but if you loosen up you can let rip (no) with a huge arm pump.

 

Don’t stop there - find various trophies to hold above your head. Random people and co-workers will soon have hearts appearing over their heads and shower you with gifts, if the don’t, it may be time to use some of the rude options…

 


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alienhominidReplyPosted by alienhominid on 14 November 2008, 08:57PM
too bad you can't get girls in RL just by giving them thumbs up for two minutes
 
cute_maoriReplyPosted by cute_maori on 14 November 2008, 09:07PM
Fable 2 game is awesome but pretty sad as well.
 
Mongrel_RobReplyPosted by Mongrel_Rob on 14 November 2008, 09:11PM
Great blog, Woz
I can't believe how much time I spent working as a blacksmith. I'd sit there, zoned out, pressing the button when required for hours. God knows how many swords I produced!
And the store blacksmith! How his smart-arse comments when I missed a hit drove me up the wall! I swore to myself that when I had earned enough gold to buy that stinking blacksmith's store I'd sack (or kill) the blathering idiot...

Unfortunately, I've not had the time to play Fable 2 since Far Cry 2 came out. It's a fantastic game, though.
 
tkd_mattReplyPosted by tkd_matt on 14 November 2008, 09:57PM
Great game. Strange that doing in game chores can be so addictive. A lot of addictive elements in this game, I enjoy searching out those smartarse Scottish Gargoyles and shooting them in the face.
 
alienhominidReplyPosted by alienhominid on 14 November 2008, 10:05PM
i hate the repetitive stuff like wood chopping in games. reminds me of runescape
 
SrassyReplyPosted by Srassy on 14 November 2008, 10:25PM
I wouldn't say it was a job but I had some great fun chucking Romans in the Asterix and Obelix game for Playstation.
 
lyricalsmokerReplyPosted by lyricalsmoker on 14 November 2008, 10:35PM
Hated Fable 2. Loved this blog! 5 stars for making my day that much better.
 
itachi27ReplyPosted by itachi27 on 14 November 2008, 11:02PM
Fable 2 was ok...
 
GenocideReplyPosted by Genocide on 14 November 2008, 11:59PM
Don;t like RPG's although I've heard it has easy achievements...
 
BlazedownReplyPosted by Blazedown on 15 November 2008, 12:14AM
My friend told me you get an achievement for shooting a rabbit.
 
Mongrel_RobReplyPosted by Mongrel_Rob on 15 November 2008, 05:17AM
Reply to post by Blazedown on 15 November 2008, 12:14AM
My friend told me you get an achievement for shooting a rabbit.
Yep, that's the first thing I did when I got my gun :D
 
AnthonyReplyPosted by Anthony on 15 November 2008, 07:54AM
Yup I bartended for so damn long. But the fake money was sooooo good. Like 1000 gold for pouring a single beer haha
 
Koopa18ReplyPosted by Koopa18 on 15 November 2008, 09:55AM
Sounds like Harvest Moon to me!

Every day once I had tended all my crops and animals, and chatted up the townsfolk, I went and fished until it was 5:00PM, and then chopped wood until I was out of energy or I had to go to sleep.

Unless It was winter, then I mined all day.
 
The OreoReplyPosted by The Oreo on 15 November 2008, 12:01PM
Reply to post by alienhominid on 14 November 2008, 08:57PM
too bad you can't get girls in RL just by giving them thumbs up for two minutes
Haha, QFT
 
IAMMAFIAGIMMEFABLEReplyPosted by IAMMAFIAGIMMEFABLE on 15 November 2008, 01:52PM
U're all gonna get STD
 
BigbcbobReplyPosted by Bigbcbob on 15 November 2008, 02:34PM
i like when the blacksmith says good blow haha it tickels me just right
 
stupidlikeafoxReplyPosted by stupidlikeafox on 16 November 2008, 01:19PM
sign of a fun game when you ask your flatmates to play it for you in exchange for you doing chores lol. but working behind the bar - i couldnt help but wonder how many beers are really needed? or how much is in that one barrel?!
 
TinmanReplyPosted by Tinman on 16 November 2008, 06:45PM
Reply to post by alienhominid on 14 November 2008, 10:05PM
i hate the repetitive stuff like wood chopping in games. reminds me of runescape
dont...remind me...of runescape. mite..make me hurl
 
KravenMoreReplyPosted by KravenMore on 17 November 2008, 09:16AM
LOL, trading real chores for chores in the game world. That's a new one. But then again, I guess people putting up WOW gold on trademe is the same concept. Perhaps a trademe auction for 'helper gametime - let me level up your character'...
 
wiggunoReplyPosted by wigguno on 17 November 2008, 08:45PM
fable two is a very good game.
glad to see more people enjoying it
 
RuptunexReplyPosted by Ruptunex on 17 November 2008, 09:30PM
Yahtzee's review was spot on (as usual) Go check it out because it really makes valid points on how backwards it can be.
 
littleboyl33tReplyPosted by littleboyl33t on 21 November 2008, 03:33PM
what's RL alienhomind?
 
BunnnyReplyPosted by Bunnny on 26 November 2008, 09:19PM
Reply to post by alienhominid on 14 November 2008, 08:57PM
too bad you can't get girls in RL just by giving them thumbs up for two minutes
You can, just you wouldn't want them...
 


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