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ARE YOU AWESOME!!!!!!!!???

Published: Thu 14 Aug, 2008 | 26 Comments
Tags: AWESOME, Richard Garriott, Ultima, Ninja Gaiden, PS3, Xbox, 360, Fail, Does anybody ever read these silly little tags which no one uses to search stuff?,

Time for another Blog. W00t 5th!!!

 

In todays blog i'll be stating what it means to be awesome. How awesome defines people and the consequences of failing at awesome. Many people today think they are the shizzle. They think that in todays world they are better than everyone else. These people are not awesome. To be awesome you have to DO stuff. Not just state. "Man i'm awesome. I'm so much better than you" You have to have evidence to prove your case. By doing stuff I mean a wide variety of things. Such as Gaming Achievements if you own a 360. Trophies if you mown a PS3. Or just owning people on the street or on the internet.

 

The time has come for me to ask you all a question. It's a serious question and i'd love some feedback.

ARE YOU AWESOME!!!??

 

If so you'll be a mega 1337 gamer with mad skills and can probably kill this guy

 

 

Whilst doing this

 

Being awesome is more than just accomplishing something. To me it's a way of life. To be awesome. You have to strive to own and defeat every single insect that crosses your path. You have to unlock every achievement, beat every level, eat the last slice of cake. If a baby stares you down. March right on up there and take that piece of candy. Show it who's boss. You see an old lady hobbling on her walking down the street but she's taking up the whole path? Knock her down!!!

 

You may think it's about taking things. It's not. Though i'd take this street sign

 

 

It's about doing everything in your power to be the best and not screw up. If you screw up, you'll fail so much more than the guy who didn't try. You'll fail so bad, even this guys fail looks good

Failure is not an option for those that want to succeed and be awesome. It only takes a single failure to become forever flawed and scarred. Marked in a sense. You'll no longer be able to attract the opposite sex, You'll no longer be able to buy anything from the local store. And say goodbye to your dignity. No room for dignity in loserville.  You'll have to move country, change your name and most likely your gender too

 

 

So assuming you changed gender. German obviously isn't a valid choice so maybe we'll have to go to Thailand. Don't wanna go to Thailand? How about the magical forest where the resident Fairy goodmother can help.

Gaming awesomeness though, stems from competition. mano e mano. Traditional fights like Deathmatch are the most common form of showing your superiority over people. But in todays new age. Achievements are becoming the c*ck measuring contest. People spend months of their lives getting a higher gamerscore and completeing that game on hard Like Ninja Gaiden on it's most difficult setting. This shit's tough. Real tough. This tough

 

 

But true awesomeness comes from achieving things. Not just Achievements, but domination over everyone and anyone.  And if you are a true achiever then you'll be able to do more than just game well. But what do we GAIN from being the most awesome? You'll most likely be a self pompous ass whom everyone hates. You ALWAYS get laid. Every time. You'll always have peoples respect. Until you inevitably fail.

 

If you are truly awesome then you could rule the world. Even become King of New Zealand. Unlike Fox.

 

Awesome people can do amazing things. ARE YOU AWESOME!!!!!!????

 

 

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