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How to write a Blog

Published: Wed 23 Jul, 2008 | 15 Comments

Blog writing may seem easy in theory, but the execution of the said blog is all that matters. This is how to correctly write a blog that is both informal and interesting.

 

1. Make sure you have a good topic. Writing about shaving your monobrow is both irrelevant and irregular. 

 

2. DoNt wRiTe LiKe tHiS. iF yOu ArE tHiNkiNg Of DoiNg So, I WiLL gLaDLy AsSiSt yOu WiTh ThE rEmOvAL oF yOuR kNeEcApS.

 

3. Inserting pictures helps keep the readers interested.

 

 

 

4. Add as many links as possible relevant to the topic. Putting a link to a video of a midget hopping on one foot on a blog about turquoise balloons is not relevant.

 

5. Add sublimal messages. As many as you possibly can. Rabbits trampoline  this frog ice river. Super talk reds.

 

6.  Add humour to your blog. Preferably aimed towards the readers mother. This will make the reader feel included and will increase the chances of an aggravated comment. Haters are a sign of your popularity.

 

7. Don't write a blog about writing blogs. It's already been done and it's a stupid idea.

 

8. If your blog recieves anything below 5 stars, prepare to brick houses try writing another blog.

 

Happy blogging! :D

 

 

P.S - Does anybody else find that goriila ad with the drumming nightmare-inducing?

 

 

 

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